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The child discovered 'Add to Cart' this week
She's gotten faster at one-clicking things into her cart. I'm not sure if I should be
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The child wants makeup. We said no. Obviously.
The child discovered Amazon has a kids makeup set with 45 pieces. She asked me why we don't
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Crocs are important (apparently) + karaoke disasters
The child discovered that other kids at school have Crocs. This was presented to me as urgent breaking news that
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The child discovers board games (Amazon still wins)
The child asked for three things this week. One board game, one backpack, one drawing thing that's apparently
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The child discovered PowerPoint presentations this week
The child has learned to make slides to pitch me Amazon products. She spent two hours on a Play-Doh presentation
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Urgent, important, okay but... (the child's week)
The child discovered that prefacing requests with 'this is urgent' and 'this is important' might work
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The child discovered peer pressure (and more Amazon)
The child came home this week announcing that we're the only family without half the things on Amazon.
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The child discovered Nintendo and my wallet is scared
The child found the gaming section on Amazon this week. I now understand why other parents look so tired. Three
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Exploding kittens, flying balls, and impulse control
The child discovered Amazon's "customers who viewed this item also viewed" section this week. My credit