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How this works: The child asks for stuff. Sometimes I even say yes.
Today's Yes: —

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Yes.

Dad looked it up. Buy the thing.

My kid discovered the Razor A Kick Scooter while scrolling through whatever algorithm-driven rabbit hole led them there. I prepared

My seven-year-old burst through the door yesterday with the kind of breathless excitement usually reserved for snow days and ice

I'm barely through my second cup of coffee when my kid comes barreling into the kitchen, tablet in

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Fine, but there's probably something better for less.

My daughter spotted this three-pack of kids' chapstick while I was buying actual necessities on Amazon, and immediately declared

There I was, enjoying a rare moment of peace when my child burst through the door with the earth-shattering revelation

There I was, minding my own business with my morning coffee, when my child burst in clutching their tablet like

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We have that at home. Trust the process.

There I was, enjoying my coffee and the fleeting illusion that I might finish reading an actual news article, when

Nothing quite prepares you for the moment your child bursts through the door, eyes ablaze with the fire of discovery,

There I was, innocently scrolling through my morning coffee when my youngest appeared beside me with that particular gleam in